Burnt chunks of wood for sale

It’s true, you can sell anything on Ebay. Someone is now listing a chunk of the lightning-struck, burned-down “Touchdown Jesus” for sale. I am not making this up. Here’s the listing number: 120584274483.

Touchdown JesusFor those who missed it, this thing was hit by lightning and burned to the ground June 14. Seriously. The heavens opened up and took this monstrosity out. Nice shot. Actually, I laughed out loud when I read it. Talk about irony. And now, there’s a chunk of it (or so says the seller) that was fished out of the pond for sale on Ebay.

I only wonder that they didn’t build a shrine around it and charge admission.

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About D. D. Syrdal

Writer of vampire stories and science fiction. First novel, "Revenants Abroad", available now at Amazon, BarnesandNoble.com, Kobo.com, Smashwords. If you like a vampire you can go out drinking with and still respect yourself in the morning, I think you'd like Andrej.
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2 Responses to Burnt chunks of wood for sale

  1. bikinginla says:

    Hey, there’s always been a big market for religious relics…

  2. Digital Dame says:

    True. Just imagine if they got a piece that looks like a finger. Or an eye. EWWW! 😉

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